when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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I think my girlfriend may be getting me custom Frank Turner converse for my birthday, which is totally amazing but
1 if she hasn’t disappointment.com
2 if she has then I *will* cry
“The cable modem stopped flashing.”
Submitted By: Marcey R.
Location: Oregon, United States
Totally understandable to be honest…
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Whip of the master,
Leash of the slave.
Coins in the purse from the damned to the saved.
Pride of the mighty,
Shame of the weak.
Restitutions promised to the gullible meek.