when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.
I think my girlfriend may be getting me custom Frank Turner converse for my birthday, which is totally amazing but
1 if she hasn’t disappointment.com
2 if she has then I *will* cry
sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
FORTY TWO!
“The cable modem stopped flashing.”
Submitted By: Marcey R.
Location: Oregon, United States
Totally understandable to be honest…
Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!
YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO
And seriously, vaccines are meant to prevent deadly diseases. So even if vaccines did cause autism (which they don’t), you’re saying you’d rather your child have diseases that killed hundreds of thousands of children before vaccines than to be autistic. Autism is worse than the death of a child to you. Congratulations, you’re a douchecanoe.
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
Religion.
Whip of the master,
Leash of the slave.
Coins in the purse from the damned to the saved.
Pride of the mighty,
Shame of the weak.
Restitutions promised to the gullible meek.
